I'm a Penguins fan, but don't underestimate my ability to grossly sob over many other teams. I like Swedes and bald Canadian men. I draw things and I like Markus Näslund more than most things in life except for Ashley.
In baseball I like the A's, but of course also the Tigers and the Sox. Alex Avila and Anibal Sanchez are my OTP second only to Josh Reddick and his beard.